Funk 'Em All, Mother Funk 'Em All

And "YES..." Funk @CyrusKLanghorne for the "Never Ending Story"-type delays but yerp...I'm busy, point/blank/(no menstrual) period...Ughhhhhhhhh....that's your promo!

(laugh) See, I'm already on the confusing tip, huh? Well, life is great, I'm having an affair from Twitter with Blogger and I find myself behind a computer more often than people breathe....chea, go figure that one out....

But, for this particular instance...I must admit, although I stunted on ol' girl Rosa Acosta mad times...you have to respect greatness and even if it's for the simple "Eye Candy" appeal, then yerp....I'm goin' innnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Life right now is filled with typing, sex, video games, hip-hop and success....family and friend(s) are self-explanatory....

Ahhhhhh............you gotta love it, Killa!

Ice Cream Man

I'm coming..............(pause)..................back...(shh.....)

(laugh)

----------> Owwwwww!!!

Nicki Minaj: Fact Or Fiction

Nicki Minaj Exposed? Someone Has It Out For Her! Damn!

(LAUGH!!!)

G-Unit x Funked Your Girl x Porn Star Edition

(laugh)

I'm a porn head these days...not to the point of foaming at the mouth on some Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker '99 album cut skit....(laugh), but just to the point of just the overall concept of pornography, then you mix in some hip-hop, oh boy...Killa! (laugh) Kick back, relax your mind...I got this.



Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Still Dreaming

(laugh) Sure, I'm high off the life just like Jigga Man, ya heard, but yada mean...life has been great and just thinking about some of the past events I've come across as of late....

Ahhh.....it's bigger than words. "Laura Ringdahl" throwback crushes, paper stacking, success in the most evident of forms....just too many things to say and type without the best and most iconic of images to use to explain......no promises on the frequency of posts...could be the regular steez once again or I might come (pause) less than a Sade album....flow with me baby...but in the meantime, keep dreaming....

Ahhhhhhhhh.........I LOVE IT, baby!

Bring The Pain

(laugh) I know, I know...these postings are being more delayed than a confirmed "Detox" release date....(laugh)....but stay with me, just give the kid some more time! It'll be worth it! (laugh) Owwwwwwwwww!!!

***RIP Mr. Magic***

50 Cent x Fat Joe

HILARIOUS.

Drake Is My DUDE...

Captain Hook, Rufio? JESUS F*&KING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!! I'm buying copies for my sister...nah, funk it, I need an autograph too, Drizzy. Dumb silly rhymes.

The Break-Up

@(fill in the blank)...thanks for letting us go our separate ways....ouch, not trying to put Joey on blast...but WHOA....

Grandma's Boy

(Laugh)

Ahhhh shucks, I still have nightmares.....women, I sweae I love you all......but I have to be honest.....fellas can't 'spect "Granny Panties" heading into 2010....

See, with the exception of one past wifey, all of my girls knew it was thongs, g-strings, oh my!

Seriously though, the "it's cold GoCyrusGo....." excuses will only be valid for another 4 and a half months....personally, I've been "Off That," for a minute.....but just like the digital switch over...I had to let some of the women slide.....

(Laugh) It's Saturday yo....(and I'm cruising in the whip throughout NYC, owwww!!!
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